Certificate of Conformity

Certificate of Conformity  [合格证[快穿]

Author: 一波三折
http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=2970766

Chen Heng is called a pervert.
For killing his sexual partner, the dejected gong forced him to bind with a cheap system.
He has played a series of roles such as: the Holy Mother, a foolish idiot, a wretch, a very perverted and very cruel tyrant… The goal is to get rid of the cheap system, and return to the original world.

Confessions of the small gong:
My lover is a pervert, he is very violent, arrogant, black belly, and vicious.
But I still love him.
I want to break his wings and cut off his limbs.
Capture him, possess him, collect him, let him be mine.

Small shou: Scram! Don’t talk to me!

*Small shou: arrogant, cold, black belly, vicious
  Small gong: more arrogant, colder, more black belly, and more vicious

Note:
This is atypical of the danmei novels I have read. For one thing, I am really extra, doubly sure that the leads are psychos. I was expecting romance and drama but what I got was suspense and horror. Oh, and A LOT of angst.
The reason why I am translating this is because I want people to accompany me into the bottom of this pit. '
So what are you waiting for? Jump in! (/◕ヮ◕)/

Warning: Contains noncon and dubcon
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Arc1 - The Thousand-Year Spare Tire
Chapter 1.1    Chapter 1.2    Chapter 2
Chapter 3       Chapter 4       Chapter 5
Chapter 6       Chapter 7       Chapter 8
Chapter 9       Chapter 10     Chapter 11
Chapter 12     Chapter 13     Chapter 14
Chapter 15     Chapter 16

Arc2 - Face-Slapping the Entertainment Circle
Chapter 1       Chapter 2       Chapter 3